Keyslexia 

Keyslexia: When typing on a keyboard you inadvertently transpose the letters on certain words.

Rob: I'll see you at teh game. I'll be wiht teh hot blonde babe.
Ram: Damn, bro, you have Keyslexia. Forrest Gump can type better than you.

Keyslexia by Lqskydiver March 24, 2010

Kylexia 

Smart,fine,sexy got a big booty

Bro i wish i had a Kylexia

Kylexia by loverbug01 February 12, 2017

keylexia 

When you know how to spell a word correctly, but you unintentionally and habitually switch letters when typing on the keyboard.

John must have keylexia as he always misspells "the" as "teh," "and" as "adn," and "cool" as "coll" in his emails.

keylexia by brain21 July 3, 2012

keysexual 

Feeling a sexual attraction towards any type of key

“Ohhhh yeah ! I'm going to shove that key in mY hole ! I'm totally keysexual !”

keysexual by keysexual January 8, 2016

kylexia 

When you think every guy is attractive cause you're desperate and have no standards.

''Jimmy from chem class is so hot omg''
''ew no he isnt you suffer from kylexia''

kylexia by Alice spacepants January 3, 2013

Keysexual 

Someone who is sexual attracted to keys or key holding objects. Often associated with lock fiddling fetishes.

Keysexual The girl flicked her bean at the sight of the keys at work.

Keysexual by TROLLashDOE October 3, 2018