keylexia

When you know how to spell a word correctly, but you unintentionally and habitually switch letters when typing on the keyboard.

John must have keylexia as he always misspells "the" as "teh," "and" as "adn," and "cool" as "coll" in his emails.

keylexia by brain21 July 3, 2012

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Kylexia

Smart,fine,sexy got a big booty

Bro i wish i had a Kylexia

Kylexia by loverbug01 February 12, 2017

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keylexia • kylexia • Keyslexia

Keyslexia

Keyslexia: When typing on a keyboard you inadvertently transpose the letters on certain words.

Rob: I'll see you at teh game. I'll be wiht teh hot blonde babe.
Ram: Damn, bro, you have Keyslexia. Forrest Gump can type better than you.

Keyslexia by Lqskydiver March 24, 2010

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kylexia

When you think every guy is attractive cause you're desperate and have no standards.

''Jimmy from chem class is so hot omg''
''ew no he isnt you suffer from kylexia''

kylexia by Alice spacepants January 3, 2013

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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