Kewen 

An obese big headed small dicked chinaman who commonly recieves penis infections. The Kewen likes to enlighten himself with his grandmother and always aims for top scores in class orelse his grandma spanks him.

Student : Your such a Kewen.
Teacher: "breaks down crying" Detention after school *sob*

Kewen by Grandma Kewen May 28, 2011

Kewen 

A true person who absolutely loves animals, particularly dogs. The name Kewen originated from Victorian times where dogs where particularly common. It was associated with people whose pet dogs were their absolute priority and many became beastaphaeliacs. Many Kewnens became infected due to these intimate relationships with their dogs and were ridiculed.

Oh my god, lets walk on that side of the road, a Kewen is over there looking at my dog!

Kewen by John Blackadderness May 28, 2011

Keendogged 

When you catch a case for anything whether you did it or not

“ this girl let me finger her but then she said I raped her so now I have to switch schools”
“You got keendogged man”

Keendogged by Negroid Syphilis1233333 July 27, 2018

super-keen nadster 

Oxbridge slang for someone who is 'superkeen'; that is, keener than keen. Associated with a strong go-getting attitude, but one that is obvious and public, to the point of being awkwardly endearing or backfiring.

Unclear where 'nadster' originates from. Likely related to nads, as in someone who's "got balls", or the Polish 'nad', meaning 'above' - say, 'above keen'.

"Let's try and be first into the club!"
"Nah, nobody's in there. We'll end up floating around like abandoned toilet paper. Don't want to be super-keen nadsters."

"I looked at the slogan I'd painted up on the banner: 'Come on lads, be a nads(ter)!!'. What was I thinking? The pun didn't even make sense. I looked like such a super-keen nadster."

super-keen nadster by univydd November 16, 2011

keen 

To be eager, excited or interested in something/someone. A word of many facets.

Q: "We should watch Fresh Off the Boat tonight"
C: "Yeah, I'm totally keen!"

Q: *takes a large bite out of phallus shaped chocolate bar*
C: "Damn, you keen!"

Q: "Let's have tacos for dinner!"
C: "Nahhh, I'm not that keen on Mexican"

keen by Rain1110 March 14, 2015

Kawena 

Kawena is a rare female name. In Hawaiian it's means a rosey reflection. Kawena is very caring. She'll make you laugh even if she's feeling down. No matter what she's going through there's always a smile on her face and a smile on your face. Dont get her mad or she'll pop you in your head. Don't take her for granted because you'll regret it. She's beautiful in some ways but the most important thing is that she has a big heart.

Kawena is so nice. LIT

Kawena by Yourmom_is_a_woe March 14, 2017

Keenanism 

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."

The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.

Keenanism by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018