A true person who absolutely loves animals, particularly dogs. The name Kewen originated from Victorian times where dogs where particularly common. It was associated with people whose pet dogs were their absolute priority and many became beastaphaeliacs. Many Kewnens became infected due to these intimate relationships with their dogs and were ridiculed.
by John Blackadderness May 04, 2011
An obese big headed small dicked chinaman who commonly recieves penis infections. The Kewen likes to enlighten himself with his grandmother and always aims for top scores in class orelse his grandma spanks him.
by Grandma Kewen May 04, 2011