1 definition by Grandma Kewen

An obese big headed small dicked chinaman who commonly recieves penis infections. The Kewen likes to enlighten himself with his grandmother and always aims for top scores in class orelse his grandma spanks him.
Student : Your such a Kewen.
Teacher: "breaks down crying" Detention after school *sob*
by Grandma Kewen May 4, 2011
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