A series of actions resulting in a horrendous wakeup. First, one person coats their hand in a mixture of breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and batter. When a person is sleeping a second person throws very got heavy cream on the person's face, and immediately after comes the slap of a hand with the described mixture resulting in a large imprint on the person's face, hence the "Kentucky Slap." It is often understandably confused with the Italian Breakfast Wakeup, the Asian Breakfast Wakeup, and many others. The name "Kentucky Slap" comes from the esoteric language and culture of a motely crew in Kentucky who frequently engaged and revered the practice of "Kentucky Slapping." Despite many efforts to thwart the "Kentucky Slappers," they have remained resilient and triumpant.
I ultimately decided Jeff would have to be Kentucky Slapped for his actions. His insolence would lead to a substitution of full size croutons for a harsher feeling of the "Kentucky Slap." Jeff: That Kentucky Slap last night stung terribly. Everyone saw my face and knew I had been Kentucky Slapped, it was so humiliating that that I started to cry.
by ChevayChase April 11, 2015
Get the Kentucky Slapmug. A girl is on her knees you jerk off in your hand stick your dick in the girls mouth and slap her in the face with the cum in your hand
by freztubegod September 18, 2017
Get the Kentucky Cock Slapmug. The act of applying bacon grease to your penis and then proceeding to slap your partner repeatedly in the face until you both become sore and/or climax.
by kevinslayer69 August 15, 2015
Get the Kentucky Bacon Slapmug. by Bremnation paper man March 28, 2022
Get the Kentucky slap shotmug. When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 07, 2017
Get the Kentucky Long Slapmug. You are aimlessly hitting her raw in the missionary position. Just as your about to climax 45 seconds after starting. You pull out. Hold her legs up vertically parallel to one another. Then you slap her pussy once. If she says “no” or “stop, you give one more slap to see if she is just being a submissive good girl. If she says “no” or “stop” again, give one more for good measure. Once you finish the third slap, you will have already climaxed due to the sheer rush of adrenaline from beating pussy, literally.
by Gocards2013 September 02, 2025
Get the Kentucky Pussy Slapmug.