Kenny Rogers 

That gamblin' feeling when you think you're gonna fart but you may indeed shart instead.

I had a Kenny Rogers goin' this morning but pulled through okay.

Or, my Kenny Rogers resulted in a Juice Newton.

Kenny Rogers by Spencer M. October 2, 2006

Kenny Rogers 

1. The act of defecating directly into another person's rectum.

Have you seen 2 dudes 1 carafe? Total Kenny Rogers poo transfer!

Kenny Rogers by auggers March 5, 2009

kenny rogers 

Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.

I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.

kenny rogers by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

Kenny Rogers 

An idiot that pitches for The Texas Rangers who takes his anger out on cameramen.

Also: Broke his non-pitching hand punching a watercooler.

John: Did you see Kenny Rogers going after those cameramen?
Bob: Sure did. What an idiot they caught it on camera too..

Kenny Rogers by I'm All-In July 28, 2005

Kenny Rogers 

A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".

If we are going to win this thing, we may have to Kenny Rogers the ball.

I just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny Rogered my hand by accident.

Kenny Rogers by mikey10 October 23, 2006

Kenny Rogers Moment 

A point in time when a situation is "can't win," as evidenced by all facts and reason...and you need to "know when to fold 'em."

I was going to show the pictures of my soon-to-be-ex-wife with that chain gang, but then I had a "Kenny Rogers Moment" when she brought out the pictures she had of me with the (male) principal of our daughter's school.

Kenny Rogers Moment by ManiacMike August 12, 2009

Kenny Rogers Roaster 

When one man insert his penis into a woman/man's mouth and another man inserts his penis into the same woman/man's vagina/asshole. The two men proceed to turn the woman/man clockwise around their penises, like a rotisserie chicken.

Me and this dude gave this nasty whore a Kenny Rogers Roaster, it was great team work.

Kenny Rogers Roaster by A stupid guinea July 7, 2010