kennethia 

Kennethia: The cutest, sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is so small and cute that you just want to pick her up and drop-kick her. In a good way. She is easy to get along with and a good friend to have around.

"Kennethia, can I have a hug?"

kennethia by Cocobanana August 19, 2014

Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

Kenneth Cloonan by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018

Kenneth Nixon 

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.

"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"

Kenneth Nixon by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009

Kennesha 

The closest friend you'll ever have. Don't cross her, or she'll fuck you up! One bad ass mother fucker, Kennesha's are. If you do end up with a Kennesha, be sure to treat her right!

She is such a kennesha

Kennesha by IXB12 November 8, 2013

Hot Kenneth 

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.

Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!

Hot Kenneth by thesituation89 January 19, 2010

Kenneth Bone 

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

Kenneth Bone by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.

There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!

Kenneth Boner by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016