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Kenmore Middle School 

Kenmore Middle School is a middle school in Arlington VA they are 60% Hispanic 20% white and 20% black but soon the white VSCO girls will take over. There are virtually no Asians if you are lucky you might find one. Spanish translation below. Kenmore Middle School es una escuela intermedia en Arlington VA, son 60% hispanas, 20% blancas y 20% negras, pero pronto las niñas VSCO blancas se harán cargo. Prácticamente no hay asiáticos si tienes suerte puedes encontrar uno.
Kenmore Middle School is so not white lmao
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Kenmore Middle School 

Small school for grades 6, 7, and 8 in Kenmore, NY where snowballs=suspension. Also the poorest middle school in the Ken-Ton school district. It is rectangular in shape and impossible to get lost. The school is overpopulated with wiggers and girls who tan too much. Most teachers are oblivious to what is going on in their classrooms...class clowns and wannabe class clowns are very common. Most students plan a food fight every single day that seems to never happen. KMS is also known for their terrible football and boys basketball teams.
Dude, wtf happened to Mildred from Kenmore Middle School?
she failed math.

Kenmore Middle School 

basically if segregation was a place. this school is like swanson in the amount of diversity. but instead of being white it’s latino. the teachers might as well speak spanish as that’s the only language you will hear there. there are a few white kids who go there but by the time they graduate they are fluent in spanish and failing all of their classes.
Person A: “you went to kenmore Middle School?”
Person B: “Si”

Kenmore Middle School 

basically if segregation was a place. this school is like swanson in the amount of diversity. but instead of being white it’s latino. the teachers might as well speak spanish as that’s the only language you will hear there. there are a few white kids who go there but by the time they graduate they are fluent in spanish and failing all of their classes.
person A: “you went to kenmore middle school?”
Person B: “si”
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