Kemped

To mess something up in a big way!

He really kemped that up! It won't work at all now!

by Sgt Bash October 22, 2008

Kemping

To masturbate to one's self in a mirror or picture.

Did you see Micah last night? The dude's so full of himself, I bet he's kemping right now.

by NotTheKemper May 6, 2011

Kemping

Verb. When a male finishes inside a female knowing that there isn't any birth control being used.

Dan met Trisha out at the bar and they went back to her place for some Kemping.

by Wallace Boggs August 24, 2004

kemp

To power clean a (usually intoxicated) person, then split jerk them and throw them off the top of a houseboat into the water. Usually done as a punishment for poor or unruly behaviour (such as knocking drinks out of partiers' hands), for threatening to fight (and actually fighting) inanimate objects, and for sucking at drinking games. Also sometimes done because fuck you that's why.

"If Jaime knocks one more beer out of my hand, I'm going to kemp the shit out of him."

"If Riley doesn't stop talking about how great the Liberal Party is, I'm absolutely kemping his ass."

by aquaholic_anonymous July 23, 2013

kemp

to enjoy ones sexual conquests only in ones head, and poorly attempt to fool others that these conquests are actually in reality

John: So, did you sleep with that dirtbag last night?
Chris: Erm, well, you know...(chuckle)
John: Well, did you?
Chris: Erm, well, yer, I spose so, well, erm...
John: Oh, dont be such a Kemp

by Ricardo Head March 22, 2008

KEMP

A coagulation or Buildup of vaginal fluid that turns into a damp gelatinous state during intercourse and collects on the base of a man’s penis and balls.

I was fucking becky so long I had a significant amount of kemp on my nuts after we were done.

by greenMarine July 17, 2012

kemp

A pill form of amphetamine (speed) found in South East Asia. In Thailand, it is also called YaMa (horse pill) or YaBa (crazy pill).
The pill is usually placed in a gum foil paper that is made into a boat shape. Flame is applied to the foil paper to get rid of carbon and other unwanted chemicals. The user then uses adjusted lighter to apply heat under the foil paper, and suck in the smoke once the pill starts to melt via a small sized water bong called 'Jo'.

Kemp smells wonderful, just like vanilla and strawberry combined.

by Biosphere February 10, 2005