Kayden

An act of masturbation secretly done while communicating with a person(s) and they're completely unaware.

Phone convo:
Mario: I'm reading the superficial haha.
Alexa: Mhm...yeah (is touching herself)
Mario: Wow these celebrity people are stupid...
Alexa: Yea..mmm..(still touching herself, trying to be as silent as possible)
Mario: I love the dude that writes this stuff, he's hilarious!
Alexa: Ha..mmhm.(remaining silent as can be, cums and finishes
the Kayden)
Alexa: So...um..what ya doing now? hehe.

by Sisy June 4, 2008

Kayden

A pussy punk bitch who sucks ass at fortnite

He is such a kayden.

by Guwop Pop June 16, 2018

Kayden

A gay bitch that eats Donald trump penis

Bitch you be like Kayden

by Lol xD💩 October 2, 2018

Kayden

Kayden is a dude that just genuinely sucks at everything he does

“Kayden sucks.”
“Yeah I know right.”

by Eden108 January 13, 2019

Kayden

Kayden is a very untrusted and is highly likely to be a drug dealer

Can Kayden pass me some of that stuff

by L u c k y February 17, 2020

Kayden

Has the worst hairline in the universe

Wow kayden has the worst hairline ever

Yeah I know right.

by AMAZINGSWEATSHIRT December 15, 2022

Kayden

Kaydens built like a big body Benz🥱 and hes mid. Oh he has a crush on Savesta.

Kaydens kinda likes savesta🤧

by KanyeWestisemo June 5, 2022