an insecure wanna-b philosopher who gets his satisfaction in life by complaining, eating all food except for his, doing fat chicks, and busting on a girls face followed by a fist pump. Not to mention the most hypocritical human alive.
How about you don't Karpov my food.
Stop being such a Karpov.
by Thane Smith April 05, 2005
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person 1: that's all you got?
person 2: wait until you see this, SEND OUT THE KARPOV

person 1: nooooooo
by HaiAnh April 23, 2021
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