Do you know why there are so many kangaroos in Australia?
Because the parents are always going out partying.
Because the parents are always going out partying.
by Manolo_in_Zaragoza October 28, 2011
Albert enthusiastically lobbied for the race. However, when a suitable contender arose, he quickly backed out.
Albert, you're such a kangaroo!
Albert, you're such a kangaroo!
by beerisliquidbread February 18, 2011
My cool shoes.
by Rumpus February 18, 2004
People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.
" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."
by jo mama October 3, 2004
"Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo, just as long as it hops and you can dance to it." - Joe Strummer
by Bending Rodriquez January 30, 2008
the act of a male jumping up and down without any pants on, thus making his testicles go up and down.
by urf October 25, 2003
by Captain Kangaroo May 4, 2006