1 definition by Hobothegolfer
Kairotic refers to the ability of oneself to time one's speech craft effectively and in a timely manner to satisfy the ultimate goal of getting laid.
Earl: Hey look, John has five women going home with him again!
Bob: Yeah I know, he told them he loves cats and they're all in PETA.
Earl: That Kairotic bastard!
Bob: Yeah I know, he told them he loves cats and they're all in PETA.
Earl: That Kairotic bastard!
by Hobothegolfer February 19, 2010