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you're my sweet, beautiful, and lovely Kabao.
Kabao by Kabao March 3, 2008
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someone who is korean on the inside but looks like another asian from the outside
Guess what?! I met this kabao girl today at the park, and hell, she was hot!
kabao by ulZzang March 2, 2009
Related Words
Kabao kaba kabbo kabash kabal Kabala Kabamed kaba modern Kabari Kabayo
Somebody who has problems understanding something. And is not fast in the mind.
“Are your shoes on the wrong feet?” “What a Kabao”
Kabao by Tdottwitts November 19, 2019

Kabammed 

Screwed over, glitched. Having been left vulnerable in a game due to poor programming, resulting in huge losses of game items, troops or other valuable game items with no compensation.

Having been screwed over and uncompensated by a game company because of bad programming or the deliberate intent of the gamemaker; seemingly to generate more revenue for that gaming company.

A situation which a gamer unexpectedly experiences losses through no fault of his own, and left uncompensated by the gamemaker
I was totally Kabammed, I came online and discovered all my troops inexplicably dead or disappeared- my game glitched.

I wrote to Customer service but they wouldnt help or compensate me. I was Kabammed!
Kabammed by Cadrems July 24, 2015

Kabatchi 

A term coined by Indie rock band, Deer, Daniel, that is used when everything is good and right. Most effective when spoken in a surfer/ninja turtle voice, but not necessarily crucial. KABATCHI!
all my friends are in the same room and none of them are fighting like little pricks. Kabatchi!
Kabatchi by applejax May 11, 2012
When something you love is unfairly taken away because of someone else. Based off of the game company Kabam.
Guy 1: So you can't use the computer anymore because your brother was caught watching porn?

Guy 2: Yeah, my parents totally Kabamed me.
Kabamed by THIsuduper August 27, 2014
The act of paying someone money to forcefully rape you in the anus.
Person 1: "Hey what happened to all of your money? And why are you walking funny?"

Person 2: "I was Kabamed by some guy last night."
Kabamed by Doc. Strange April 12, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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