A car driven by life sized hamsters, or a hip guy named Devon, who may even grow back his soul patch to further substantiate his cars reasoning for picking him.
by Manster2013 May 04, 2015
by Iron-ith Man-ith October 11, 2021
Green Kia soul is a hidden word for sex. If someone asks for a green kia soul, give it to them *wink*
by greenkiasoullover December 02, 2021
by kadeyywadey August 24, 2022
Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.
Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.
I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.
I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 28, 2024
Usually an Arizona driver who’s driving record is so bad they only qualify for a Kia soul in the lime green color or a syndrome of any Kia soul driver being a fucking idiot on the road
by Leahsky205 March 08, 2024