Kia

The type of girl that searches urban dictionary for her own name. Michael thinks she's stupid but you should see the definitions for his name. So common.

She's such a Kia, she probably Googles herself too.

by Lostinspace90 August 26, 2016

kia

a kia is a shitty korean car that dies when driving up hill. acronym for Killed in Atempt to by weed. please do yourself a favor and burn any kia you see.

shitty shit shit shit No.

by ffhk1 July 30, 2004

Kia

a name coming from the Greek origin meaning "full of sexually appealing artichokes."

I'd like to boil up that Kia and eat her with mayo.

by Mmmyea. August 28, 2008

KIA

Know-It-All, a person who thinks and/or acts as though he or she knows everything.

She's such a KIA.

by Supposedly October 29, 2015

Kia

the bestest friendship in the whole wide world, no one can change it ok yessi innit yolo

Oh wow have u heard of Kia, it’s the bestest of besties,,they have so many inside jokes

by Yolo innit yessi January 30, 2021

Kia

kia is the name of an awful little korean car manufacturer. unlike their korean rival hyundai, which has made significant improvements to their vehicles over the past 2 decades (although kia is in better shape than korean car maker daewoo, which could only handle the us market for 3 years), kia's quality remains relitively low. the cars have gotten better since being first introduced to the states in the early '90s, and they are well know for their great warrenties. but build quality and reliability where they should be. also, kia interiors have a strange smell, which is acredited to the packaging in which they are imported.

kia makes a bunch of smell, mediocre cars.

by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006

Kia

A leng girl who is good at everything and better at sports she loves who she has and hates who she doesn’t have :Kia

Jeeeeeeez Kia is so lennng

by Hammad is gay tbh October 24, 2019