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Simple coded abbreviation of 'Keen for Nailing' used in busy areas with multiple females in close proximity.
KFNAB is an extended version if one is very keen or 'Keen for Nailing as Baalls'
'Mate she was KFN last night, she wanted it right up the ricker'

'Carter was KFN last night but didn't get any action, standard, what a schlad'
KFN by Harry the Hatchett October 4, 2009
KFN (noun)

Pronunciation: K-F-N

Definition: A term used in the World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King community to describe a disastrously bad raid experience. A KFN raid is characterized by frequent wipes, poor coordination, and players who are often under-skilled or unprepared—sometimes even "donated" or carried through content. Essentially, a KFN is the kind of raid that makes you question why you even showed up and leaves everyone frustrated and meme-ing about how catastrophic it was. KFN derives from the "Karrer fucking noob" phenomenon.
"That run was a total KFN Run—literally wiped on every boss, and half the group was just AFK or clueless."
KFN by Metoprolol July 17, 2025

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If you find this. You are mashing your keyboard
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when you are bored and you type something random in.
Billy: im bored.
Bob:me too.
Billy: i have an idea, fadsfnvcka;fiawjgdal;kfnwkdfjeirfjdnvrfnaaaaaaaaaaavnjdfljgu5eqrhvjnlanx.mfkhuritalnvjcljsi;ufdeiathf:J"Jngrjsna;BGDJLBARJ VFBGLJSDFJDSH:S
Kentucky Fried Nigger Lips. As black people have large lips and like fried chicken, it is common to combine the two.
Person 1: Yo, Tyrone got some big ol lips.
Person 2: Awwww sheeiittt he got them KFNL.
KFNL by penis enlarger March 4, 2017
Gibberish used by J.D. on Scrubs to sound out Turk's former phone number. Pronounced "kuh-fun-un-na-paw". Also can be exclaimed in anger or surprise.
J.D.- "Aw, man, I'm never gonna remember that, just keep kfnnnpa!"

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Me- *trips over something* "Kfnnnpa! I'm so fucking clumsy!"
Kfnnnpa by britishgingerskickass December 16, 2010