Jwn 

When a nub is pwned so hard that they're banished to the realm of nuberdom and will never be able to escape, it is often referred to as "Jwned"

Announcer: Bomb Armed! Bomb Planted!

Red Team Player #1: You're too fucking late Blue Team!

Red Team Player #2: Aw shit man! Those nubs just got JWNED!!!

Jwn by Dante Apothexez April 16, 2007

jwn 

jwn is not just another knock off of pwn it is so much more. When one is JWN'd they are beyond hope of ever leaving the realm of nooberdom. Think of it this way there 3 degrees of ownge OWN<PWN<JWN. So get to jwning. Also known as goin Albert.

Joel playing halo, OH MAN AFTER ALL THIS World of Nubcraft I'm Getting JwN'd.

jwn by Shawnzzy December 15, 2008

Jwnz 

derived from the popular use of the word "own", meaning to win, which evolved into "pwn." Jwnz literally stands for the originator, Megan Jones, last name, although commonly mispronounced as Junes. Many players have evolved the word into such a form to relate to the form of "jonesing."

Although Jwnz is used as a word of great win and achievement, the player Jwnz plays more for the lulz rather than for the wins, but in a time of need may put on her propants and bring the team to victory, implementing a "Jwn."

Megan Jones uses the title Jwnz in any internet related account to show that she will always have dominance over whatever she is up against. When feeling that she is needed to "carry" a team, she sometimes may be found as CptJwnz. When hiding her identity, you may find her as Falkor, her original name Megan is Beast, or even her true name Megan Jones.

We never had a chance when we were up against Jwnz.

Jwnzin for a win with Jwnz!

Jwnz by ^5 August 20, 2010

Jwnchan 

a safe haven from the outside world and real issues

o fuck it's Zain lets go to Jwnchan

Jwnchan by Lyros August 3, 2010

jwned 

Variant of pwned, only kosher for Passover use. All your bar mitzvahs are belong to us!

"All out of kosher wine?? JWNED!"

jwned by Majesty April 2, 2005

JWNHLF 

An alien child that goes MROW, owns a spaceship, and goes out with a girl with a mouse in her hair, who bobs when she walks.

A: Is that a plane?
B: Uhh, no.
A: Is it a bird? :S
B: Uhh, no dumbass. It's JWNHLF in his new spaceship.

JWNHLF by Milky Bar Kid April 11, 2009

jwned 

1. common phrase used when killed from behind or killed due to gayz0r blockage in cs.

2. when jewed by a jew in any aspect of one's life.

Player 1 - "WTFbomb?! I unloaded a whole clip into his body from point blank range, and he still hsed me!"
Player 2 - "jwned."

That jew just jewed me. Total jwnage.

jwned by j00d April 15, 2005