Juran, is the equivalent to all the woman in the world having one big orgasm, it's like god himself put one Juran on this earth to be the pleasure King Kong with the ultimate Ding Dong.
Jessica Alba and Angelina jolie fight to the death over who gets to swallow Juran's creamy syrup of life.
by unrelatedperson February 2, 2010
Buzz Kill, Will crush your hopes, Likes to pull the rug from under your feet. Will totally shit on your happiness. Other than that he's really a nice guy.
by DangerJones June 28, 2013