july 4th

July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day

Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow

by Garfield_Lover July 4, 2023

July 4th

Rick Mob birthday poggers

Hey, it's July 4th.
Happy Rick Mob Day, bitch.

by SpideyMob February 21, 2021

July 4th

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..

Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.

by kristof69 November 24, 2021

July 4th

The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx

Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.

by 👾🐌🫘 June 11, 2023

July 4th

If your name is ahmir and you’re born on this day die, die die die!!! Kys!!!! - ahmir

Omg look at that ugly thing I can’t believe he’s born on July 4th

by shigaraki twin June 26, 2023