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Jules Verne 

Probably the shittiest band ever created in the Bangor, Maine area. Known for their "metalcore" music (that you can't understand at all), they are mostly made up of "hate crew" kids. Nicky Nightmare, a boy who resembles a monkey or gorrilla, is the lead "screamer". They just suck.
HXC Kid: Are you going to the Jules Verne show at the Underground?
Kid with a brain: FUCK no, Nicky looks like a monkey and screams like a girl!

Kid 1: Did you see Jules Verne buttfuck each other on stage?
Kid 2: No. But they did do it on webcam. God, that Nicky kid looks like an ape!
Jules Verne by Poop Dugen January 4, 2009

Joules Verne 

An immensely "electrifying" author who really "lit up" his pages, and always gave his readers a real "jolt".
At a young age, Doc Brown decided to devote his life to science after the writings of Joules Verne "really went though him like a bolt of lightning".
Joules Verne by QuacksO November 24, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026