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Jules Verne 

Probably the shittiest band ever created in the Bangor, Maine area. Known for their "metalcore" music (that you can't understand at all), they are mostly made up of "hate crew" kids. Nicky Nightmare, a boy who resembles a monkey or gorrilla, is the lead "screamer". They just suck.
HXC Kid: Are you going to the Jules Verne show at the Underground?
Kid with a brain: FUCK no, Nicky looks like a monkey and screams like a girl!

Kid 1: Did you see Jules Verne buttfuck each other on stage?
Kid 2: No. But they did do it on webcam. God, that Nicky kid looks like an ape!
Jules Verne by Poop Dugen January 4, 2009

Joules Verne 

An immensely "electrifying" author who really "lit up" his pages, and always gave his readers a real "jolt".
At a young age, Doc Brown decided to devote his life to science after the writings of Joules Verne "really went though him like a bolt of lightning".
Joules Verne by QuacksO November 24, 2018