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Jua Kali 

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Jua Kali is an east african term that means something very roughly made or ineffective

for example, the door of a boing 747 has broken off and some idiot decides to reattach it with masking tape. every time someone would want to use the door they would have to cut all of the tape on one side and carry the door as they open and close it. after which they spend the next 30 minutes reapplying the tape.

pronounced:
Jew-Ah-Kah-Lee
His car is so Jua Kali that he has to put a brick of the pedal while he pushes the car to get it started, then as it starts to drive off he needs to run up to his card board passenger door and clammer into the driver seat because the driver door is stuck.
Jua Kali by MIGIT-ZILLA November 29, 2015
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