Joochan 

1. (noun) Main vocalist of the South Korean Idol group Golden Child (Hong Joo-Chan)
2. (noun) A person who is sometimes a multitalented genius but other times a dumb.
3. (adjective) Moving in a deeply emotional and heart-wrenching way, usually by way of singing.
4. (noun) Formal name of the office held by the majority party representative of Sydney, Singapore.

"Joochan looked so good in today's previews! Who gave him the right to be so beautiful?"
"That guy's a bit of a Joochan; he forgot what addition was for a moment, but he was the only one who could solve the last question on that test!"
"You can listen if you want, but I have to warn you, it's a very Joochan song."

Joochan by jangjoos June 3, 2018

Hong Joochan 

A member from golden child that has fantastic visuals and vocals.
But dont let his face fool you.
He's a total dork.
And also, he can't pronounce S correctly.

Unfortunately, he'll have to pronounce Goldennesses for the rest of his life as a golden child member.

A sad truth.

Hong joochan: /sings
Fangirls: /died

Hong Joochan by GuessWhoㅋㅋ June 3, 2018

Hong Joochan 

A boy who would risk his life for chicken.

take it slow - Hong Joochan 2019

Hong Joochan by Stream Breathe MV January 17, 2020

Hong Joochan 

Used to describe a person full of musical talent and charm who can play many instruments and sings like an angel

"You're truly a Hong Joochan when it comes to playing piano!"
"thanks"

Hong Joochan by Kimmiriko February 18, 2020

Hong Joochan 

Hong Joochan? A blessing that was sent from above; an angel who never fails to bless us with his wise words. Goldenness' national treasure, a treasure that must handle with care. DO NOT MAKE HIM CRY

"Sad? Grab a Hong Joochan."

Hong Joochan by peach-nim November 2, 2020

Joocano 

A drink that is made of vinegar, baking soda, and Manischewitz (kosher wine). It name is derived from its religious and explosive nature. Also, it must be drunk out of a plaster-of-paris volcano made by a child under the age of 10.

AJ and Michael drank Joocanos at their cousins Bar Mitzvah.

Joocano by MDK85 December 24, 2007

Jochanon 

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.

I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.

Jochanon by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022