a bunch of curly haired fugly shits that tweens drool over.
Tween: OMG ITS THE JONAS BROTHERS! *Drool*
Me: Get a grip. They're just some girly looking fugly shitheads that are in need of some makeup remover and talent.
by imonaboat93 June 14, 2009
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Some silly pop (NOT ROCK) band that mostly little girls listen to. Their songs are extremely generic and annoying. 95% percent of their fans talk like dumbasses. If you think they are the best band in the world, you are strongly misguided.

A lot of fans will say you're jealous if you make a negative comment about them. This happens frequently on Yahoo! Answers.

Once a "friend" of mine said The Jonas Brothers are better then Pink Floyd. Bitch.
by Run Rabbit Run! August 5, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. Homo Brothers) are homosexual homos. All the care about it their gay music, which sounds like crap to everyone except homos.
Person 1: Are you going to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight?
Person 2: You mean the Homo Brothers.
Person 1: Are you saying that the Jonas Borthers are homos?
Person 2: Yes. Homosexual homos, actually.
by BarplyNack June 25, 2009
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Bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song
Joe: (thrusting Nick up the ass) comeon man think of something

Nick: "OH jESUS" "I love it" "oh god" "love me some more"

Other Jonas: Good work Nick, nice lyrics. Now you 2 pump me in the poop-chute and i'll think of a chorus :)

(After 2 hours of intense anal action, the Jonas Brothers has thought of another shitty ass love song)
by Piple June 18, 2009
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The three male offspring of a father obsessed with The New Kids on The Block. Currently in his midlife crisis, he misses The New Kids on The Block so much that he drinks because of it. One day he got too drunk and decided to bring back The New Kids On The Block.... Through his children. Through a series of rape, incest, and brainwashing, he turned his kids into The Jonas Brothers, Three kids who were brainwashed into thinking they are The New Kids on the Block. They are now signed up to the disney channel and only appeal to pedophiles and mormon children.
Pedophile: DAMN!!! them Jonas brothers are sexy! I sure wish I was their father.
Mormon kid: Yayy the Jonas Brothers are my favorite band, their so hardcore. I like them because my mom wont let me listen to satanic music like Green Day or Coldplay.
by school_sick_801 December 6, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers are like sneezing puppies- at first they're cute, but the longer they sneeze, the worse they sound and the more horrible they look.
by Marf... August 14, 2009
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