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Johnnie’s Milkshake

When you cum and take a shit in a woman’s pussy then use a vibrator to mix then pushes it out into a cup for both of you to enjoy
Johnnie G and Emily enjoyed a Johnnie’s milkshake last night
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Stop N' Shop Johnnie 

A very crazy dirty hobo that picks through trashcans, talks to everyone and gives useless advice. He also walks with a limp due to getting hit by a mack truck. you can find him walking the streets of hull and hingham, and at any liquor stores in that area. He also claims that he lives on the moon and gets there on a space monkey.
Stop N' Shop Johnnie digs through trash in the hingham/hull area on a daily basis.

Johnnies 

Street name for Gabapentin
She slipped me some of her johnnies in rehab to help me through it.
Johnnies by Your mom’s Clone January 5, 2021

Brown Johnnies 

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."
Brown Johnnies by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009

johnnies 

Street name for Gabapentin, shit to give you an effect similar to opioids
“Yooo bro I was so fucked up on 10 johnnies last night, was walking around like a penguin

Johnnies 

An irish slang word for condoms
Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"
Johnnies by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022

Johnnies 

Street slang for precription drug gabbapentin. Huge in boston-worcester-fitchburg areas. Taken with alcohol or shotgunned redbulls to add a “heroin” like state.
Yo man im gunna park the car in harbour yard and we’ll go score some johnnies! (Say with boston accent)
Johnnies by Kevi del sol December 27, 2023
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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