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johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back
"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"
by munkiedoo October 7, 2009
mugGet the johann sebastianmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
mugGet the Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
mugGet the Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

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