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That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.

He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.
Girl 1: “I have never felt something like this,WOW!

Joakim: Ikr ;)
Joakim by On11-chan October 20, 2020
She is a Latina girl. she is the best loyal wonderful friend you can ever have.she is cute,nice,unique and fearless.she might look like and angle but she is not . Always has your back in a fight . She is very smart and beautiful.She is the one person that will have your back anytime and any day. she is the one friend that you won’t want to lose.
Jodalis is amazing
jodalis by Jodalis November 21, 2018
1.A male name. The typical Sewdish Joakim could be social, active (sports), tall, intelligent, funny, and with a great look <3. He loves to help and is very loveable but sometimes nothing seems to be going well for him. Usualy he's happy and you will often see him with a smile.

2. A guy that likes pie
1.

Girl: Do you think I'll ever be on a date with Joakim?
Girl2: Back off! He's mine.

2. Mmmm pie.....
Joakim by The King Of Pie (T.K.O.P) September 17, 2011
1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!
-i think im gonna define a word on urban dictionary.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.
Joakim by appear online February 4, 2010

jadakiss 

One of the best rappers since his start, been popping since 1993. People hate on Kiss because they are ignorant and do not appreciate real music or the actual lyrical content of a song. So when he says it, he means it..:
Jadakiss - "top five dead or alive, and that's just off on LP.".- J A D A K eye two of them swirl thangs.

Ask your friends who the realist,, L.O.X., stretch arm...
jadakiss by Qua BooG January 30, 2008

Joakim Brodén 

The main singer in the sweedish heavy metal band sabaton. Also he is a complete badass
Have you seen my dad he looks like Joakim Brodén
Joakim Brodén by Haha funne January 3, 2021