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One who is highly knowledgable in the realms of science, specifically chemistry. It is up to each individual Jiries to decide his fate, following the path of evil or the path of light. They also know how to make some dank guacamole, and have a fine taste in cheeses. Also likes to clean pickle jars for later use. More often than not, women offer and even force Jiries to let them give him fellatio in the nearest public shower.
Oh man, Jiries just invented a new chemical!

That new chemical Jiries invented cured cancer!

That new chemical Jiries invented made everyone speak spanish!
by McGistheonetruegod March 24, 2013
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