Jiries

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One who is highly knowledgable in the realms of science, specifically chemistry. It is up to each individual Jiries to decide his fate, following the path of evil or the path of light. They also know how to make some dank guacamole, and have a fine taste in cheeses. Also likes to clean pickle jars for later use. More often than not, women offer and even force Jiries to let them give him fellatio in the nearest public shower.

Oh man, Jiries just invented a new chemical!

That new chemical Jiries invented cured cancer!

That new chemical Jiries invented made everyone speak spanish!

Jiries by McGistheonetruegod March 24, 2013

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jtries2

Twitter user that sits behind the keyboard and is so miserable with their own life all they do is bully others to make themselves feel better

Donald Trump kept pulling a JTries2 when he tweeted to other leaders and got banned

jtries2 by Pinocchio7373 March 17, 2022

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Jiries • JIRISH • jarieshly • jeries farhood • jirisha • jirius • jtries2 • Jery

jarieshly

Jarieshly is a person who is their for you when u need her the most.she has a little attitude and doesn't have the best grades but she still has smarts that she can use.she loves social media and loves texting her boy best friend and stapled her finger in 2nd grade but still has friends who helped her.Her mother died of cancer but still lives her life and will become wealthy and lit when she grows up .don't mess with jarieshly any time or anywhere she will drag you.

Jarieshly don't play.

jarieshly by Felix rosado December 29, 2017

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JIRISH

Half-Jewish, Half-Irish

My mom's a Jew and my father's Irish. I guess that makes me Jirish.

JIRISH by Dirty Rico November 18, 2004

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Jirish

A hybrid of Japanese and Irish.

If one is looking for Irish and Jewish then they should call them Irew.

Hey my mommy is Irish and my daddy is Japanese. What does that make me?

Jirish.

Sweet.

Jirish by J_Jammer January 8, 2009

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jirius

Relationship between James potter and Sirius Black of the Harry Potter books.
See also Potblack.

OMG Moo and Spikey are obsessed with Jirius.

jirius by Moohead<3. August 28, 2007

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Jirish

Half Irish, half Jewish or Irish born and connected to Judaism by marriage

Waiter: What can I get you?

Customer: Pint of Guiness and a fry up please, but hold the bacon - I'm Jirish

Jirish by pauliemafia February 28, 2009

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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