Jesus Duck 

The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...

Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.

Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.

I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.

Jesus Duck by Headcircus January 19, 2011

Jesus Duck 

SlavicNickolai’s pet and prized possession

Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT

Jesus Duck by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

jesusfuckingchrist 

A statement of utter disbelief expressed when one finds themselves in the worst case scenario. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.

When Ted realized the car was running out of gas, he pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. He muttered "JesusFuckingChrist" when he saw that he just drove over nails and now had two flat tires.

Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.

jesusfuckingchrist by rockythecat December 5, 2009

Jesusfucker 

1. One who fucks Jesus
2. An ass hole; Douchebag; etc.
3. A particularly delicious chocolate cake from Chili's

"Man that cake was such a jesusfucker! Why don't we go to Chili's more often?"

"Shut up! God, you're such a Jesusfucker!"

Jesusfucker by sarah is radd March 26, 2009

jesusfuck 

A curse word and highly irresponsible interjection.

(apologies to all you religious types, but it IS used every now and then...)

Mr A: Hey, man, catch!
Mr B: OH JESUSFUCK! *SMACK*

jesusfuck by Garnet Red September 28, 2004

jesusfuckshits 

Three great expletives that greatly go together. It starts out like Jesus, as though you were saying Jesus Christ. Then skips the gay Christ part and heads straight for the greatest expletive of all time, Fuck. Now Fuck, which is usually just an emoticon or sometimes a noun, becomes an adjective; modifying, in an almost unimaginable way, shits.

Holy fucking fuckshit Christ man. Jesusfuckshits where'd you put my dime bag motherfucker?

jesusfuckshits by Sharkey November 24, 2004

Jesusfuckincuntingchrist 

An exclamation of extreme disbelief or anger , or discontent

Jesusfuckincuntingchrist !! This is such a pain in the ass.

Jesusfuckincuntingchrist by LooooLOOO October 18, 2023