Jenkins Syndrome 

A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.

"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."

Jenkins Syndrome by captainericbertulaitis February 23, 2013

george jenkins high school 

A school filled with pot heads and annoying freshman. the bathrooms are made for juuls and the teachers don’t gaf as long as you wear your ID. Everyone that goes there is a fien

girl: you go to george jenkins high school?
boy: yea
girl: oh haha how much for a cart?

george jenkins high school by swel23 June 28, 2019

jenkinson 

a clan of HILARIOUS people. They're extreamly supportive and happy.

Danm I love spending time with them Jenkinsons

jenkinson by frosted_cupcakes May 25, 2012

Thomas Jenkinson

Sometimes known as Big Chops is a cracking little geazer who alway s bottles fut champs quite lanky and is a pro freestyler. He hates midget especially george

Thomas jenkinson hates midgets

Thomas Jenkinson by ScrewMidgets May 16, 2020

Thomas Jenkinson

Likes brownies and gki takeaway. Usually a sweat at Fifa and likes annoying George on warzone. He loves an airport tower drop on warzone or stadium

Thomas jenkinson should work at an airport

Thomas Jenkinson by Up the theodorous army May 18, 2020

Jenison Junior High school 

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.

Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!

Jenison Junior High school by Welp, I guess it be like that March 9, 2020

jenison junior high school 

a shitty school in the shitty town of jenison. most people are annoying ass christians and dont shut the fuck up about their youth groups. the principal sucks and people will probably call you a slur at some point. the white girls are hella annoying and have lots heat damage on they hair and half the dudes have no personality and get no action whatsoever LOL anyways i need fucking therapy from going to this school

jenison junior high school sucks ass

jenison junior high school by imup222nogood March 5, 2022