Jefferson City

Small city in the state of Missouri, or as the natives call it "Misery". Fairly violent underground for a city of its small population. Known for two things, being the capital of Missouri, and being the home Jays. There is nothing to do but party with the local rednecks, or get high, or hang out with friends. There is no night life, and nothing for a minor to do. 90% of the native population are mall rats at some point in their life, or parking lot partiers. Many people make the 40 minute trip to Columbia (CoMo) to hang out on the weekends and be mall rats at a different mall. All in all "Jeff City" sucks ass.

Guy 1: "Dude, lets go to Jefferson City"
Guy 2: "Why the fuck would do that?!?!"
Guy 1: "That sexy ass kathryn girl lives there."
Guy 2: "She IS fine"

Jefferson City by Rubeio June 25, 2008

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Jefferson City

The capitol city of Missouri.

I live in Jefferson City.

Jefferson City by tito3231 July 16, 2008

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Jefferson City

Looking for the scummiest of scums? You've came to the right place. Jefferson City just isn't know for being the capital of Missouri, but full of scumbags.

Jefferson City sucks!

Jefferson City by Ptwitchy December 1, 2016

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Jefferson City

The capitol city of the Great state of Missouri. One of the most rapidly growing capitol cities in the USA.

Jefferson City is the capitol of Missouri.

Jefferson City by hyperion-X July 12, 2008

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Jefferson City

Home of the Hastings Crew, the baddest crew you'll ever meet. F with one of us, you've just f'd with all of us, now run along before we f you up! Apologize or bleed punk.

Hey, let's go to Jefferson City and hang out at Hastings, "Singing Sweet Home Alabama All Summer Long".

Don't screw with anyone in the Hastings parking lot in JC, they be mean as hell.

Oh snap, did you hear about what happened at Hastings last night? Yeah, these two bitches punched each other out over some douche' bag in a pu truck.

Jefferson City by Sheet-Disturber January 20, 2009

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Jefferson City High School

shitty ass high school
being blown everyday is a pre-requisite
hot ass fake jailbait sluts
sketchy bastrds
woogs everywhere.

Bro: you hear about those "Crew" kids at Jefferson City High School?
Bro2: yea FUCK those stupid ass kids.

Jefferson City High School by c inke December 18, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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