Jeff is a wonderful utter mad lad. They usually have small penises but girls don’t care cos he got a million dollar bills. Any girl wants a Jeff in their life as he is one of the funniest guys around.
1. Jeff is an utter god.
2. I had sex with him last night he has a rather small penis. Shame.
by Mccoolgang November 22, 2018
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He is a sweet talker but sweets are candy and candy is not good for you in the end,brush your teeth and no cavitys,but get diabetes.cool guy but lies to you cuz he lies to himself.one that gives up on love, its unclear whether they will shit or get of the pot.... always
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"Ohmeyegod" that must be jeff.
by Alesia hilton January 11, 2018
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Loves a good anal fucking almost as much as he loves jeeps, probably works for a building company.
Wow Jeff you almost like that jeep as much as you liked my penis in your ass.
by Hitdingers February 14, 2018
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Jeff is sweet soul who often is misunderstood. Although he has talent written all over, he lacks ambition and drive on his own. With the right encouraging his talents can take him very far! Shy and almost awkward around people who don't know him keeps him introverted often- but once he loosens up his humor and laugh positively stand out. He is kind hearted, loving and tends to need a mate to feel complete however he is known to seek extra attention and sometimes cheat if he thinks he can get away with it. When he finds his soulmate (that's his complete opposite) that will keep him in check, they will stay happily together!
Otherwise he will go from mate to mate and continue his sneaky ways, if forgiven once he will repeatedly do it!
Jeff was sneaky but not sneaky enough!
by Pink Anarchy February 27, 2020
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A rather strange man, who changes his car every two days, has a jordan meter, is old, likes younger women, parties on the weekend, attends church every sunday, wears a blue raincoat with everything, and says girls names weird. He also loves someone named kirsten.
Person 1: Have you seen jeff today!?
Person 2: Yeah, hes talking to kirsten.
Person 1: Okay thanks.
by Ella Hierton June 14, 2011
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