Jaspa

Jaspa has the biggest dick ever he has sex with all of his friends girlfriend. Everyone likes him and he is slick asf no one messes with him cause they will get a hiding and he is the at basketball when hes goes places all the girl kneel down to him and such him off anywhere like all the girls will join and everything he is an OG and you should add him on sc jaspa_manga he is the life of the party as soon as he comes and chucks his phone in the aux he turns up the party cause he has all the mean song noone has as good of songs as he does he has a six pack and so nice and he is hot and his eyes arent chingy.

Girl: omg jaspa its so big

Girl2: yeah i know lets carry on
Girl3:do you know where cheating on our boyfriends

All the Girls: its alright they mess with him
Jaspa: nice girls its so good
All girls:We Know

by SwagBoy4435662463 September 27, 2017

jaspa

A boy who likes to play basketball but very sucks he thinks he's better than every one else but he's not

I'm jaspa im a really good basketball player 'when gets home'
'Shoots the ball' misses 199907 times

by Jejeejjeje April 22, 2017

Jaspa

A boy who either loves sport, or hates it, one type stays outdoors and loves sport and is jacked, while a different one wants to be female and loves staying inside and sleeping, also both are somewhat known, but are rarely loved by women
(guess which one i am)

"Hey Jaspa, what's up?"
"don't talk to me please"
or
"Hey Jaspa, what's up?"
"oh i just kicked the footy, and won"

by Underkirby! February 29, 2024

jampaloon

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.

Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.

by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014

japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.

"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015

japananas

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)

hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.

by Japananas January 17, 2015