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A dry texter who flexes his tesla and him skateboarding for 6 months. He's a bit of a man whore and claims to have many hoes but rlly likes this one smoth. His crush's dick is bigger than his and a baby pulls off his fashion better than his dog. Jared H likes to send forehead pics but videos to the lucky ones that don't necessarily send them back.
Izzie: Oh look it's jared H, the one with the miniscule dick.
Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
Amber and Esther: classic Jared H
Jared H by Jizziewizzie June 4, 2020
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Jared Holt 

Jared Holt is a Jared Holt. Fuckin jewbag
Jared Holt by Dillon V October 13, 2010

JARED HIGGINS 

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT
some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

jared harley 

Is a "tumblr famous" douche-bag who dates every other tumblr famous girl out there.
Faggot 1: Did you hear? Jared Harley broke up with Aly!!
Ugly Girl: OMG NO!!!!1
jared harley by lolslolsolsols January 1, 2012

Jared Hance 

Jared Hance is so cute. That fucking bitch.
Jared Hance by rhsstudent November 20, 2014

Jared Haar 

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.
Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
Understandable

Jared Hill 

The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
Jared Hill is my crème de la crème.
Jared Hill by CrowningDickhead August 23, 2022