by published name January 14, 2021
National Kick a short person day. Anyone who is shorter than you, You can kick. If anyone taller than you kicks you. You can’t kick them back
Hey your pretty short “Kicks”
What was that for
National Kick a short day
Today is January 16 too ya know
What was that for
National Kick a short day
Today is January 16 too ya know
by DrEEg0 January 15, 2021
Hey! Who is your crush? You have to tell me because it's January 16.
Hey! I've been really attracted to....... .
Wow that's me. Wana be together?
Omg yea!
Hey! I've been really attracted to....... .
Wow that's me. Wana be together?
Omg yea!
by The_boy_69 January 16, 2021
January 16
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 6, 2019
Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D
Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!
Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!
Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!
by The coldest person alive 🥶🥶 August 2, 2021
by Jacob smitheaeam January 16, 2022
national "tell your friend you pick on you love them/you care for them" day
many friends are picked on everyday. today lets change
many friends are picked on everyday. today lets change
You: hey bro, ily :)
bro: why are you being nice to be tf
you: its national "be nice to your picked on friend" day
bro: oh ofc it is, this would've never happened if it wasn't January 16th
bro: why are you being nice to be tf
you: its national "be nice to your picked on friend" day
bro: oh ofc it is, this would've never happened if it wasn't January 16th
by MaddoxMyle May 26, 2021