The biggest failure of a character ever created. A manchild who commited 80% omnicide under the guise of freedom and preservation of his people, but in reality it was all so he could "unite" the enemy nations and hookup with his equally poorly written half-asian step sister in the process, which he achieved neither of those goals as well.
Normie: Guts, Musashi Miyamoto, Thorfinn and Eren Jaeger are the greatest animanga protogaonists of all time.
*Dies from cringe*
*Dies from cringe*
by Kizutaka March 24, 2022
The result of mixing maker's mark and jaegermeister. If you drink this prepare to be all types of fucked up. Dont be suprised if hair grows on your chest immediately after drinking this.
Rob: I wanna get fucked up
Pop: How fucked up?
Rob: super fucked up!
Pop: Cool, I'll mix us some maker's mark and jaegermeister.
Rob: Whoa! Were gonna be shitfaced.
Pop: I know, if anyone ask whats wrong with us tell them its the mark of the jaeger.
Pop: How fucked up?
Rob: super fucked up!
Pop: Cool, I'll mix us some maker's mark and jaegermeister.
Rob: Whoa! Were gonna be shitfaced.
Pop: I know, if anyone ask whats wrong with us tell them its the mark of the jaeger.
by Leon Avent July 2, 2010
Enson Benson Jaeger is a non intellectual kid that likes to bully people for massive ass foreheads, Enson loves to play Apex legends and a hitler supporter. Enson loves to help his community by sleeping with everyones mums, if u find a wild enson your penis will grow by at least 12 inches making you milf material. To conclude Enson Benson Jaeger is the most un inspirational person ever. Besides jeremy cui
by NJAGAJIN July 27, 2022
Term used in reference to someone who starts off the evening quietly and passively, and then turns into a phsychopathic, party machine in a matter of 20 mins or less.
by Javo, J', Baro May 10, 2003
Eren Jaeger Bomb is "Eren Jaeger' from Attack on Titan or Shingeki no Kyojin. He's known for being hot in season four, for almost destroying the word that killed 80% of the humanity. He's basically a suicidal blockhead that took years to find out what the AOT World's truth is. While some twelve year old that killed her own mother and shot his father's head, only took days or months to find out the truth about the world.
Gabi is the name of the child. Gabi braun-Braus-Jaeger Bomb.
Sasha is the wife of the Eren Jaeger Bomb. Sasha Braus-Jaeger Bomb.
Eren Jaeger bomb that you know pretty well.
Gabi is the name of the child. Gabi braun-Braus-Jaeger Bomb.
Sasha is the wife of the Eren Jaeger Bomb. Sasha Braus-Jaeger Bomb.
Eren Jaeger bomb that you know pretty well.
Non-Anime Friend: Do you know what Eren Jaeger bomb means?
Me a anime fan: Eren Jaeger Bomb is "Eren Jaeger' from Attack on Titan or Shingeki no Kyojin. He's known for being hot in season four, for almost destroying the word that killed 80% of the humanity. He's basically a suicidal blockhead that took years to find out what the AOT World's truth is. While some twelve year old that killed her own mother and shot his father's head, only took days or months to find out the truth about the world.
Gabi is the name of the child. Gabi braun-Braus-Jaeger Bomb.
Sasha is the wife of the Eren Jaeger Bomb. Sasha Braus-Jaeger Bomb.
Eren Jaeger bomb that you know pretty well. Jaeger bomb means, a suicidal blockhead, hot titan, Attack on titan fine as fuck, Warhammer titan, Founding titan, lessa start the rumble, Sasha's husband, Gabi's father, Monke's brother, Mikasa's dream lover, Armin's protector back then, Mikasa's protector back then when they were still kids and-
Non-Anime friend: okay okay shut the fuck up who the hell are you talking abt? seriously.
Me a anime fan: Eren Jaeger Bomb is "Eren Jaeger' from Attack on Titan or Shingeki no Kyojin. He's known for being hot in season four, for almost destroying the word that killed 80% of the humanity. He's basically a suicidal blockhead that took years to find out what the AOT World's truth is. While some twelve year old that killed her own mother and shot his father's head, only took days or months to find out the truth about the world.
Gabi is the name of the child. Gabi braun-Braus-Jaeger Bomb.
Sasha is the wife of the Eren Jaeger Bomb. Sasha Braus-Jaeger Bomb.
Eren Jaeger bomb that you know pretty well. Jaeger bomb means, a suicidal blockhead, hot titan, Attack on titan fine as fuck, Warhammer titan, Founding titan, lessa start the rumble, Sasha's husband, Gabi's father, Monke's brother, Mikasa's dream lover, Armin's protector back then, Mikasa's protector back then when they were still kids and-
Non-Anime friend: okay okay shut the fuck up who the hell are you talking abt? seriously.
by Peachybabie June 19, 2021