an ugly butt who knows nothing. And he is stupid. He says his grades are bad because he says he has a disorder (yet he has wayyyy more than he thinks) and he also suffers from stupidity.. And he is stupid. He has no friends and is going to be a hobo when grows up. And he is stupid. Take this to your heart and read this note.
Jad: My grades suck because i have a disorder
Me: Yeah stupidity
by thatguywholikesburritoes April 10, 2018
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an abreviation of the two words 'just had'
ie I jad the best sex ever, I put it ITB and she squealed.
by get it right August 27, 2003
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the male semi-circular equivalent of the better-known GUNT. trousers can be worn either below (for the purpose of showing it off) or above (in a vain attempt to conceal it) the JAD.
"ooooooh, you just hit me in the jad!!!"
"oh christ, look at the jad on that!"
"i need a tighter belt, these trousers are beginning to slip below the old jad"
by Jad McPherson November 19, 2006
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the act of prioritizing your personal interest rather than working;
doing nothing plainly;
texting when prohibited;
wasting time for non-sense things
Hey mate! Why are you jadding? We ought to do work right now. You are so lazy.
by AsianWebster July 20, 2016
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typically the coolest person in a crowd. normally comes with a head full of curly hair, but some are equally as cool with other hair types. it is rare to find a jad, but once you do you must keep him forever. often not very confident so it makes him feel good when you shower him with compliments.
Hey, is that a jad over there?

Looks like it.

I want a jad for myself!!!
by i like popsicles December 24, 2017
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Sensation of getting cold, clammy hands while performing a high stress task.

This originates from Runescape while fighting the final boss of the Fight Caves, Jad.
Creators of the term: Leon3100, Drix547 Presidents of the McDaniel College Online Gaming Club
Guy 1: Quick, protect from Mage!
Guy 2: I can’t click, I have Jad Hands!
by Shewsh February 23, 2018
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Lead vocalist and musician in the late 70's emergent bedroom band Half Japanese. Jad

is known for his unique singing style. He is one of the most respected artists of the underground scene. David Fair, brother of Jad and fellow band mate, is another key ingredient in the super awesome badassity that is Half Japanese. Their philosophy on music is apart of what makes them so awesome: to pick up an instrument and play is to know how to play. Anyone can play music, you don't have to be formally trained. Jad was a drummer, a guitarist, and a vocalist the first day he started half japanese. you can do the same!
aw man you really need to take lik 5 or 6 hours to yourself and just listen to half japanese. Jad fair will rock your world!
by shitcake420 December 24, 2009
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