jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded
"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"
by Tanezza May 05, 2010
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jack the slack

To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm
by EpicEric26 January 18, 2018
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Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
by toastyOO January 23, 2010
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Double Jacking

When a gang member or affiliated person represents (jacks) two different gang sets. An example of this would be OYs and OGz in the Bronx, New York, who often throw up OY OGz even though they are two completely different gangs.
He rep' OYs and OGz he double jacking.
by ImSpoody July 10, 2022
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Jack Carabini

The king of YouTube with 50 subs, JackStrikerYT is an epic gamer who loves his skittles. Jack is the starting winger for skerries cc rugby (credit to his dad for starting him every game) and student council member. He is yet to make a tackle for either rugby team and hasn't scored but he has managed to catch the ball occasionally. He hates cheese but likes pepperoni pizza.
by Jammms November 30, 2021
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jack and drop

To enter an establishment, such as a Wal-Mart or Target, and ejaculate or squirt into a product, like a sock.

Then, you put it back for the general public to enjoy.
Last night I totally Jack and Dropped a tube sock in Wal-Mart. Left it in some ladies cart.
by Edgar Allen Pie March 09, 2015
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