a super awsome show about a samurai named jack who get sent into the future by a magic skinny black guy named aku. Jacks goal in the show is to find a portal in which to return to the past and defeat aku. Even though he finds a portal in almost every episode he never manages to return,thus giving the creators the ability to make a season finale at any givin time without anybody seeing it coming.The last episode actually ends up being the prolouge to the first episode when jacks father gets the magic sword from the gods and defeats aku and locks him up for a few years.
by wesdoggg December 4, 2009
One of the greatest and most respected actors in Hollywood, even when have played some crappy roles the fact that he is indeed an amazing actor can't be denied....also known for having a very weird personality, along with one of the scariest eyes on the industry.
person 1: The Shining was amazing
person 2: A flew over the cuckoo's nest was better....
person 1: Are you on Crack!?
person 2: A flew over the cuckoo's nest was better....
person 1: Are you on Crack!?
by endemoniado March 24, 2005
A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "
"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"
"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "
"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "
"Why is the rum always gone?"
-Jack Sparrow
"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"
"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "
"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "
"Why is the rum always gone?"
-Jack Sparrow
by kellancullen January 14, 2009
A maneveur used in hockey fights developed by youth hockey coach Jules Winnfield which involves grabbing the opposing player's jersey over his head and repeatedly punching him in the stomach.
The name comes from Jules' hometown, Inglewood, CA.
The name comes from Jules' hometown, Inglewood, CA.
Did you hear about Dean McAmmond? He got Inglewood Jacked and is now out for the rest of the season.
by Defiled May 10, 2005
by imabittystoned October 1, 2018
Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.
Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."
by winegrape May 5, 2015
if youre really really really lost somewhere or you are incredibly confused , you are essentially as lost as jack from the hit TV show "lost" when he lands on a mysterious island of polar bears and black smoke. to be as "lost as jack"
hi , can you tell me where i am? i'm as lost as jack!
yes sure, you are in the town of rhyl you lucky devil!
yes sure, you are in the town of rhyl you lucky devil!
by sparkaius September 14, 2010