Mojave Jon

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.

That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.

by Mo-Danglin April 8, 2014

jon hawkins

A badass mother fucker

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker

by Bigjon762 February 9, 2022

Jon mellor

A boring person

S/he is such a Jon mellor

by Bjlips2684 November 26, 2021

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon

Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."

by Antitorpiliko June 5, 2012

Bubby Jon

Bubby Jon's tend to be intelligent and fun, but they are mostly just racist, homophobic and sexist.

This guy on discord just won't stop complaining about women's suffrage, such a Bubby Jon.

by DeadMilkmenFan295 April 16, 2022

jon barry

hes a legend in 2k. find him. he played for the the celtics in 92. He is low rated(69 XD) but has 90 3pt. HE IS A GOD. I played a whole game and he never missed a shot.

Who's your greatest nba all time player?
Jon Barry of course, check his 3 pointers

by yes boi yes March 4, 2017