A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
by Benny TP June 24, 2009
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
by sunnysunny22 January 4, 2019
a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).
by Fun_times_nope June 11, 2018
a man who is completely bald on top but with a considerably sized full beard, this making his head look "inverted."
by vindaloon May 27, 2023
"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019
This new, experimental, and highly creative type of English relocates and may even slightly change one or more syllables in a word, term, clause, or sentence to achieve an effect based on what a new word sounds like.
"Prefect Political Resentapration" is just one an example of Inverted Syllable English. Different effects are achievable depending on which syllables are moved because the new word which has had the position of one or more of its syllables changed might sound like an existing word. For example, to me, the word "resentapration" sounds like some kind of strange amphibian creature or some kind of strange action. The prefix, "resent" sounds like "resentment." And "pration" sounds like "aparition," predatory, preparation, apparition, etc.
by but for February 5, 2018
John: ¨Dude, look at that woman!¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨
by Flavortown February 19, 2020