Internet Ho 

A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.

Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.

Internet Ho by Question009 June 29, 2009

internet hostage

When you are talking to someone online and they will not let you log off peacefully. When you log on the next day there are usually 20-30 messages from them asking if you are there in your offline message.

You: Well its kinda late... I'm gonna go get some sleep.
Them: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :'(
Them: Just stay and talk for a few more minutes PLZPLZPLZ
You: Ok...

(30 minutes later)

You: I really have to go, I have to wake up for work in 4 hours.
Them: But I really want to talk to you...
You: I have to go.
Them: 5 more mins!!!!
You: No, sorry. We can talk tomorrow or something.
Them: Tomorrow??? Come on just a few more minutes.
You: Bye
Them: Waaaaiiitt!

(Next Day)

"You have logged on to internet messaging service"

Offline messages:

Them: You there?
Them: Hello?
Them: Did you log off?
Them: I know you are there.
Them: You just went invisible.
Them: Why aren't you talking?
Them: Hellooooooo!?!?!?
*BUZZ!*
Them: Hey talk to me...

"Dude, this chick held me internet hostage for almost an hour last night. I thought I wasn't ever going to be able to log off."

internet hostage by MC C Dub July 7, 2009

internet hooker 

A person who is paid money to sexually arouse a customer by way of the internet.

The internet hooker began taking her clothes off after she received 5o dollars.

internet hooker by Neologist #999 May 24, 2016

internet hobo 

1. Someone who is using thier neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.

My friend just bought a new high power wi-fi card so he can connect to the neighbors wi-fi and is now an offical internet hobo.

internet hobo by Ramiel Rowe September 1, 2005

internet homo

Dan Howell, the world’s favorite internet homo;

Someone who is really obviously gay, but denies so,

Example: Dan Howell
Phil Lester

“I am a full time internet Homo, I MEAN HOBO” -Dan Howell

internet homo by BackTo2004Please March 10, 2018

Internet Hot 

Used as an adjective:

When someone (particularly a picture of someone on the Internet) has a hotness level inversely proportional to the skill level in photoshop it would take to make an average person reach that level of hotness.

This is best used for profiles on dating sites where the person has had 'professional' photos made for their profile.

You see someone really hot on a dating site, and your friend tells you they are about a 8 in terms of being Internet Hot, which means it would only take someone using Photoshop a skill level of 2 to make them that attractive.

Internet Hot by DickArmy October 22, 2009

internet hooligan 

the type of people who talk tough online but don't want to say it in others' faces.

1: hey, you're an asshole!
2: why don't you get out of your damn chair and say it to my face?
1: uh... you suck...
2: fuck off, you internet hooligan

internet hooligan by KRHimself August 26, 2005