instahoes

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person

We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes

by MeIsCute October 7, 2013

Instaho

A girl on Instagram who follows to unfollow

Man 1: man this girl just followed me, I followed her back, then she unfollowed!
Man 2: Oh you found yourself an instaho.

by Adizzle33 November 30, 2015

instahoe

(N) - anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. These people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. Beware of Instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.

I met my girlfriend on Instagram, and boy was that stupid. She cheated on me with another Instagram user who lives nearby. What an Instahoe.

by truthseeker__ August 16, 2014

instahoeing

Going on Instagram and liking every pic of the half naked hoes on your feed.

Melissa loves to be instahoeing at her internship to pass the time.

by Smithers1100 June 14, 2017