Incureables

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A disease/STI that cannot be cured. Usually herpes

A girl at the office is sleeping around, and I herd she has a mad case of the incureables

Incureables by B1ackwid0w August 8, 2019

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incurable disease

a disease that cannot be cured, it is what you hope your room mates suffer from when they steal the best room in the house.

Sammi and Ron arrived at the house first, and took the room up stairs, JWOWW goes upstairs and is shocked it has been taken her response:
JWOWW: "I Hope they get a fucking incurable disease living up there."

incurable disease by Dupl01nfinitum June 2, 2011

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incurable patong herpes

When you share a bottle of water with a ladyboy on bangla road and develop blisters the following days making you wonder if you havent caught herpes & causing you to seek medical advice. Will I be okay?

Poor Aurelien, that Incurable Patong Herpes will never go away.

incurable patong herpes by chris_77 January 8, 2020

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uncureables

A sexually transmitted disease that has no cure. usually herpes.

I heard Phil has been hammering Kirsten. And I heard she has a case of the uncureables.

uncureables by RigginMan91 August 18, 2007

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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