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Imples

Inverted nipple dimples

A case in which -usually a young male- has nipples in which invert resulting a dimple like look in the center of the nipple.
Shelby: Eww. He has Imples, backne, and a carpet for an armpit
Courtney: Eww. He's so fugly. He should go get that checked out before that spreads.
by S&C😁 June 22, 2016
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total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.
by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011
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color me impressed

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.
Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart
by ClassicClock May 25, 2015
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impressified

The combination of the word "Impressed" and "Terrified"
Trevor: Did you hear about Ders with one match only, managed to burn down an entire Church while he was naked and tripping on acid during an afternoon service yesterday. Evan: "Fuck really? Wow man, i'm impressified!"
by nqm January 15, 2017
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to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008
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impresting

When something is Impressive and Interesting at the same time.
by tattz September 17, 2017
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first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression
I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.
by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008
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