Idiot Explorer 

A disparaging term for Internet Explorer, especially given its higher propensity towards a slow computer/webpage experience, increased chances of malware or even toolbar infestations, and even in some cases, a bad layout since there are certain web designers that stopped bothering to design for IE compatibility. Thus, anybody who willingly uses IE despite MUCH better alternatives being installed on the computer is an idiot, hence "Idiot Explorer".

Gus (calling): Hey, I was trying to open this website and it keeps freezing, and there's 5 toolbars and every site I opened seems to have a popup. What's going on?
Me: Gus, for Pete's sake... How many times have I told you to stop using Idiot Explorer?

Idiot Explorer by edw007 May 18, 2014

Microshit Idiot Exploder 

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.

The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.

Microshit Idiot Exploder by grizmaster April 12, 2011