iced mocha Share definition Flag the resulting product of freezing ones turds, in order to use them as frozen shit dildos "imagine my surprise when he opened the freezer and pulled out an iced mocha - i never spoke to him again!" iced mocha by nickonasty March 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the iced mocha mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch