One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.
Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!
by Charles Henry Scargill December 16, 2010
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A pathetic excuse for a human who beats women to make himself feel big. Is so deluded by the rubbish that goes on in his own head that he actually believes he is somewhat sane. Has fantasy's of murdering women and putting them in the boot of his car. Lives out of his mothers pocket because he is too lazy to get off his arse to do anything with his life, a full time "student" what a disgrace
im tired of this bitch i think i will iain taylor her
by victor12 September 21, 2011
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A loser that wants to do it with Eddie.
Iain Mowbray is gay.
by Chelsie L. 321 September 7, 2006
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An amazing and handsome guy with a great personality. High IQ, intelligent and quickin his mind. A great lover and great husband. If you think relationships die when people get married, A iain kai only makes it more interesting. Lucky if u date a guy like iain kai
“ is that a iain kai? Damn he looks perfect!’’
by Poppy Joan April 11, 2020
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An asshole
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A wanker
A little bitch

Who dosnt give a fuck
He is an Iain
by Vggugugygygy November 12, 2019
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Used as an adjective in tree surgery / arboriculture to describe a situation or person that is awkward, deliberately challenging and difficult.
'That tree is Iain' Used to describe an awkward or obstinate tree.

'Don't be Iain' shouted to an incompetent groundsman who has sent you a blunt chainsaw with no fuel in. A derogatory term used in memory of the moron who pulled away a ladder sending a good climber to days in hospital after a terrible fall.
by Carlmeister General May 9, 2022
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