An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.
Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!
by Mack Daddy Mik August 10, 2006
Noun:
Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
by canander September 23, 2011
Those that work less hours, with less committment, but get double the pay of full time employees.
Found invariably in the IT industry, but can exist anywhere.
Found invariably in the IT industry, but can exist anywhere.
Someone who uses the knowledge that a business needs to recruit quickly and cannot wait to hire a proper person... contractor scum steps in.
by James Westy March 26, 2008
Someone who farms daddy’s 5000 acre canola farm, that only yields 5 ton and makes out its shit, then buys a fleet of either s 700 jd combines, 250 series case combines or revaluation new Holland combines. Then employs a team of uni students studying ag at University to become fun header drivers, as they start the harvest somewhere up norf.
Look at that 150 000 dollar cruiser with Victorian rego and every peice of kinchrome equipment on it,
it has to be a big Norfen Victorian contractor.
it has to be a big Norfen Victorian contractor.
by Way up norf November 29, 2021
Someone who performs tasks even before he's been asked/hired/authorized to do so; he merely learns/overhears that something may need/be wished to be done, and so he himself steps in and completes said activity of his own accord, whether the people involved actually wish it to be performed or not. Just goes to show that you'll want to be really careful what you say when you're in the company of others --- you never know who might be listening, and then planning to carry out something that you merely mentioned about, not that you were actually asking anyone to perform for you.
MacGyver's arch-nemesis and professional gunman Murdoc takes the concept of "independent contractor" to a whole new --- and tragic --- extreme... even if the person who hires him merely wishes to have the mark scared --- or even if Murdoc's "employer" changes his mind and and no longer wishes Murdoc to perform said terrorism --- he continues to murderously pursue his mark anyway.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.
"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."
"Damn! What a shady contractor!"
"Damn! What a shady contractor!"
by Shammmm June 12, 2015
by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010