ISSM

Intentionally Slow and Stupid Methodology - (n) used within heavily burdened Information Technology Departments to prevent IT personnel from completing simple tasks quickly.

"You can't just install that update, you need an ISSM, come back and see me in three weeks once the ISSM is completed and approved." Or "Q: Do you have an ISSM for that? A: What I need an ISSM!"

by Ultra-Nerd February 17, 2007

issma

its a descriptive term as well as a verb.
to describe something of utmost beauty(adjective)

and an action as elegance and grace

She looks real issma.

We'll have to act real issma to get his attention tonight

by ninnevah March 23, 2009

issmad

British slang for "it's mad".

Person 1: "Bro, this guy just dropped a diss track on his best friend's brother".
Person 2: "Issmad"

by yung simon minter September 11, 2017